this is the single most pretentious thing ive ever seen in my life im gonna vomit
im in physical pain
its a metephor duh you dipSHITS (:
"i never light them" so what does he like, eat them
he just slobbers all over them and then puts them back in the pack. he’s had the same pack for the whole month he’s been doing this schtick.
i’d rather watch every episode of jersey shore than this movie
What the fuck is this is this actually a real thing someone tell me this is not a real thing it’s only tuesday I can’t do this
"Let me make every social indication of getting ready to do something that requires lighting a fire while standing next to a girl hooked up to a fucking tank of concentrated oxygen.”